Why do the scientists have all the fun?

The 2008 AAAS/Science dance your dissertation on YouTube awards are up here.

I particularly like the human hemoglobin dance.

I'm now wondering what my manuscript would look like if conveyed as an interpretive dance or as a musical. (Surely no one would tap-dance their way to spontaneous combustion a la Buffy.)

What about you? What would your dramatized manuscript look like?